The Beaufort Scale of Fire-Ups
|| Perfect Ringing
|| Complete absence of any fire up whatsoever.
|| Mild Inaccuracies
|| Slight furrowing of face of the Conductor’s brow. Conductor says “Keep them moving”.
|| Small Trip
|| Frown on face of Conductor. Conductor says “Come along now”.
|| Bigger Trip
|| Conductor begins to glare. Conductor says “Finnish it” quite loudly.
|| Light crunching
involving 2 or more bells
| Conductor begins to go red. May shout “Paul” or some other band member’s name.
|| Heavier crunching
involving 3 or more bells
| One end of change begins to disappear. Conductor begins to stamp foot and shout coursing order. Conductor now crimson.
|| Full crunching
involving at least half the band
| First bell on wrong stroke. Conductor now purple with vein standing out on forehead. First obscenity uttered. Light damage to composition.
|| Light Firing
|| Half the band now striking at once. At least 2 bells on the wrong stroke. Conductor now doing full Morris dancing / village idiot impression. Instructions now incoherent.
|| Heavy Firing
|| Most of the band now striking together. At least 3 bells on the wrong stroke. Ringing now beyond engineering capabilities of Conductor. Structural damage to composition.
|| Storm Force Firing
|| All but one band member now striking together (called a “Whoomph Ping”). At least half the band on the wrong stroke. Terminal damage to composition.
|| Heavy Storm Force Firing
|| Near total absence of striking. A “wall of ropes”. Conductor considers saying “Stand”.
|| Hurricane Force Firing
|| Complete absence of striking whatsoever. Conductor says “Stand”, grudgingly.
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